Two of the Worst |
Amazon and UPS
Absolute garbage companies and here's why.
I ordered 4 things being shipped in 3 shipments, all via UPS, on December 3rd. I selected 1 day shipping.
Here we are, December 5th, and nothing has arrived yet.
Here's the bullshit answers according to UPS:
1 package is delayed due to extreme weather. Here's the problem...there is no weather. The package is coming from San Bernardino, 9 miles from my house. The roads are clear. The other 2 packages aren't due yet according to them.
Here's the even bigger bullshit answers from Amazon:
1 day shipping means it ships out 1 day AFTER the packages ships. Meaning they can take 7 days to box it up if they want and then ship it out 1 day.
FUCK YOU!
If my screen says 1 day shipping and offers a guaranteed delivery date of 1 day later, you absolutely better fucking have it to me 1 day later.
DON'T OFFER 1 DAY SHIPPING IF YOU CANNOT HONOR IT.
I am officially done. No more Amazon. No more UPS. No more.
Amazon likes to hide behind bullshit excuses as does UPS and their customer service is lacking and robotic.
I have requested a full refund on all orders. They have complied.
And that's what really dries my sack.
12/7/19 UPDATE:
UPS claims to have delivered 2 of the packages at 4:14 pm and left them on the front porch. I was here, door open. I assure you no packages have been delivered. I immediately called UPS to have them catch their driver and the lying bitch on the phone said the drivers do not carry cell phones and to file a claim with Amazon. The 3rd package still shows out for delivery.
12/11/19 UPDATE:
My neighbor to the West, who only comes up to his home about twice a year, found the 2 packages INSIDE HIS SHED. 1. Had he not come up today, it could have been 6 months before I ever saw them. 2. Not my address. 3. Certainly not a front porch by any means. 4. The UPS driver had to break and enter the shed to leave the packages there.
The 3rd package, like every other day since 12/4, shows "Out for Delivery" and I expect that late tonight, like every other night since 12/4, I will get a second email from UPS saying the delivery is rescheduled for the next business day.
12/12/19 UPDATE:
I was right. I got that email saying it would be delivered the next day. For those keeping track, I have received no fewer than 35 update emails from Amazon and UPS regarding these packages.
Alas, at 3:13 pm on Thursday, December 12th, 2019, the debacle was put to rest as the final package was finally delivered.
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