So, what is "The List"? It comes in many shapes and sizes and different rules apply for each person, but the list is a list of 5 celebrities that you can...um...er...participate in extracurricular activities with and your spouse offers full approval. I first heard about the list on an episode of Friends. Shall we?
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| It's laminated! |
OK OK, before you go pissing and moaning about how this is so sexist and gross and I am married, how could I? and blah blah blah, let's get a few things straight.
1. I am fully aware that I stand no chance whatsoever of even meeting any of these women.
2. My wife has a list too, so relax. Some of us are stronger in our relationships than you are and that's okay.
3. It's a joke. Calm your tits!
4. It is inherently about sex and looks, but please understand that I recognize these women for so much more and this list in no way indicates their value in my eyes nor negates the value of thousands of other talented people in the world.
Here we go...
In no particular order...
Scarlett Johansson
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| Scarlett Johansson |
is a universally talented actress and I am hard pressed to find a performance I don't enjoy. She's obviously hot, talented, and smart and seems like she would be fun to take on vacation.
Karen Gillan
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| Karen Gillan |
I am currently rewatching her in Doctor Who and I forgot just how amazing she is. I met her in September of 2015 and I can truly say it was one of the most amazing days of my life. She's more talented than she is beautiful and that's saying something. How I wish I could ride in a TARDIS with her!
Mila Kunis
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| Mila Kunis |
Mila is a sassy girl that pulls off leading roles with grace and dignity. She's stunningly beautiful, hilarious, and talented. Drinking at a bar is the way to go here. I also wouldn't mind watching a movie she's in with her. She seems like she can laugh at herself.
Jennifer Lawrence
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| Jennifer Lawrence |
Jennifer is the one I want to order a pizza with, grab a six pack, and play video games with. She's super talented and has range. She obviously has the looks, but her sense of humor is perfect.
Gal Gadot
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| Gal Gadot |
Gal is a strong woman and, whether intentional or not, is on the front lines for equality. She is beautiful. Frankly, she's hot. She is Wonder Woman, hands down. Scarlett might have to watch out!
And just so the straight ladies and gay men have something, here's Alyssa's list with photos...
Shemar Moore
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| Shemar Moore |
Tim McGraw
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| Tim McGraw |
David Tennant
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| David Tennant |
Hugh Jackman
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| Hugh Jackman |
Chris Hemsworth
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| Chris Hemsworth |
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